I made a lil Venn diagram to clear up some stuff for the time-wasters in the back.
The amount of male humans who have excused their shitty behavior with “I’m just not ready to commit” or “you seem to want something more serious” is A LOT.
To this I reply, “Honey, I don’t want you to be my boyfriend. I want you to learn to use a bloody calendar.”
Even if we are just fuck buddies, be on time. Honor the plans you make with me. Do not leave me waiting around.
PSA from womankind: DO NOT WASTE OUR TIME.